This must be contagious because eventually, the other two start having flashbacks, too. The brunette continues to be sour puss and has numerous flashbacks to her painful childhood, during which she appears fully grown, by the way. This thing must’ve eaten up a large chunk of the budget, but I digress.

Once on board, we find out the bus is actually a 1970s style mobile home. Thinking she means something bad, possibly gruesome and hopefully interesting is about to happen, I keep watching. Anyhoo, her spider sense or something kicks in and with a rather blank look on her face that we’ll become far too familiar with, she says “It’s gonna be a bad trip.” Little did I know at this point, she is talking about our experience watching this crap. Apparently, all people born under that sign have psychic abilities.

She can’t get there fast enough, but the brunette is hesitant.

The blonde makes googly eyes at him, immediately convincing him to give these two random babes a lift wherever they want to go. Not too far off the side of the road, a couple of young ladies are sitting amongst the weeds watching the action. When our story begins we get a closeup of some guy’s face as he takes a leak on the side of a bus.

Joplin 2.12.10 free